Kick Monday’s Ass

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… So there I was in Little Switzerland… This is yesterday afternoon. Let me zoom back out a sec – I had no idea this place existed before I happened upon it. I didn’t set out to find an idyllic fire pit/seating area surrounded by lilies overlooking the mountains, but…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… Do you know how to have fun by yourself? I’m not talking about kicking back to watch the new Bo Burnham special (it’s called Inside and also it’s hilarious) and enjoy a few laughs. I’m talking about going out into the big, bad world and doing things you think…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… Do you talk yourself out of doing things you want to do? With all the love I possess: stop that shit right now. Before I get into why, I wanna show you something: That, my friend, is an open air salt water hot tub up in the mountains. If…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… Like a lot of folks, when the pandemic hit, my fitness routine flew right out the damn window. I’d been so diligent before, too – more than two years of going to the gym 4-5 times a week. At one point, I was benching 90 lbs. (impressive for my…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… What are you saving for someday? For years I had this idea that someday, I’d enjoy a long, indulgent morning routine. We’re talking 2+ hours, full of stretching, coffee, and plenty of staring off into space. Maybe I’d write. Or read. Or sit in the sun and ponder. Someday.…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… You know, you learn a lot about what you need (and don’t need) when you’re on a year-plus road trip. When I set out on this journey, I thought I had the essentials… Toothbrush and face wash? Check . Laptop and podcast stuff? Check. Underoos? Check. Cat and all…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… I’m thinking of starting a “road journal” where I share stories, pictures, and snarky observations/insights from my travels. Is that something you want to see in this newsletter? Leave a comment and let me know! Now let’s jump straight into this week’s video:   Kick Monday’s Ass: Call Your…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… You know the swag you get when you attend an event? I’ve never really thought much about it, beyond sorting it into “can use” and “can’t use” piles. The space in my car is limited, which means stuff I’m not likely to use gets ruthlessly culled and donated. The…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… I’ve got a business proposition for you: whoever invents a smart smoke detector that only does that ANNOYINGLY INCESSANT low battery chirp during the daytime will be a freaking millionaire. Can you figure it out? If so, shut up and take my money! FOR EFF’S SAKE, WHY DO THEY…

It’s time to kick Monday’s ass… Have you ever tried to make a smoothie? I made my first one on Friday and lemme tell ya… it was an interesting experience. I’d just gotten one of those fancy schmancy personal blenders where the blending cup doubles as a to-go cup with a lid. I couldn’t wait…